The youth is our future:

I mean she’s not WRONG:

Well-behaved cats are a myth perpetuated by the government to keep you all complacent:

Are you allowed to do this at work?:

Honestly spilled smoothie is borderline more tragic than murder:

And the whole room clapped:

You, sir, are failing Algebra 1:

I may not be the scientific mind of my generation, but that is 100 NOT how you read a caliper:
