It’s just a prank, bro!:

I don’t think this is how getting out of PE works:

Day 7: All attempts to communicate with subject have failed. Mission in jeopardy. Cheeto stale:

**Sigh** Matthew, can you just write the freaking essay for once?:

Bringing a more positive meaning to the term “sleeping around.”:

The ultimate n00b move:

If this man isn’t a dad, I don’t know who is:

A better question is why does this even:
