I wonder if this was at a CATholic school. I hate myself too:
You wouldn’t be laughing if you’d seen school lunches these days:
Joke’s on you, he’s in ‘philosophy of vegetables 201’:
We just had “listen to Mr. Fionella’s messy divorce” day in gym class:
You’re doing it wrong if you’ve never eaten cold lasagna for breakfast:
This lecture is part of a complete, balanced breakfast:
In America, you can be whatever you want to be:
Still more factual than a Texas science textbook:
