31 Of The Onion’s Greatest Headlines About Tim Duncan

Knife and sword collector. Dungeon and Dragons fanatic. Potentially the best power forward in basketball history. Tim Duncan sadly announced that the 2015-2016 season was his last in the NBA and he will be missed not only on the basketball court, but also at the Onion, who made a living off of ribbing the nerdiest basketball star ever:

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