7 Scientifically Proven Things Men Can Do to Be More Attractive Than Steve Buscemi

Editor’s Note: If you are Steve Buscemi himself, none of these will work. Nice fucking try, Steve.

Perfect Posture

Human Skin Mask

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Wear bold colors and avoid playing a character named Nucky Thompson on Boardwalk Empire.

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Practice proper posture and make sure you are not Steve Buscemi.

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Drag yourself through four hundred yards of sludge.

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Check your teeth in the mirror before work. If Steve Buscemi is standing behind you, point at him and scoff.

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Wear a mask made out of human skin.

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Laugh giddily at the absurd joy of life as someone not named Steve Buscemi.

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Literally do anything.

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