So you’re spending your Saturday night like you normally do: alone with a DiGiorno in the oven and ‘Jersey Shore’ DVRed. What if, while sinking your teeth into that not-delivered goodness, you saw a guido-fied Jesus taking shots with Snooki? Well, with Guido Jesus, the nightmare of Jesus were from Jersey might just become a reality. The Lord has risen, and he has the golden brown biceps of Ronnie. Rejoice for Guido Jesus:
