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I would pay $368 billion to see this man build an underwater restaurant.
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Sick Florida burn, Patty.
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Well she's certainly not protecting herself from looking like a complete idiot.
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And I thought "live free or die" was aggressive.
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Remember, the only thing that can stop a guy with a gun is a completely plastered guy with a gun.
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"I'll have a Big Mac, hold the Mercury, thanks!"
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If IDs showed how you self identify, I'd probably be a taco too.
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I hope it matched his formal cutoffs.
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The Florida version of Uber Pool.
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Come on, Gary, again? Seriously?
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Just take a moment to consider the chain of events that led to this sign being erected.
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No dude, Jesus said SIX million. Don't be greedy.
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It stopped being funny around the 100th time, but by the 200th time, it started being funny again! Way to commit to a running gag, you guys.
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Bet he can't dodge a wrench either.
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Well we all know lawyers are liars but this seems a little on the nose.
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Seth Meyers is our king.
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It's always nice when businesses communicate directly with their clientele.
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Unless he wants them to go there so he can run for Mayor in Africa, this seems like a bad political move.
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"For crying out loud Stephen, it's only a bird. Just finish the paper route with your good eye and stop being such a baby."
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She's not like the other moms, she's a cool mom!
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You should see how he celebrates new year.
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But on the other hand, it's nice and sunny out.
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A Florida native, caught desperately trying to cross the border to Georgia in search of a better life.
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In fairness, the angry, vengeful spirits of the dead would be a welcome change from the regular drivers in Florida.
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Are these teen pregnancy myths, or popular Florida baby names?
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They have a pretty broad definition of "gulf breeze" down there.
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Fun fact: Most of Florida's state laws were based on legal precedent set by The Jerry Springer Show.
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Yeah, we'll take our chances with the pick-up truck full of drunk coeds, thanks.
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"Don't worry bro, I know a guy who can still hook you up with some dank climate change, yo."
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If they don't want us to kiss these snakes, they shouldn't give them such adorably kissable names.
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Alligators: Less than 99% Invisible.
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The hero we need.
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Maybe the title was supposed to read "feeding homeless to alligators...?"
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"Tased At Tallahassee Airport" is our absolute favorite Garth Brooks song.
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The only surprise here is that this man isn't on the city council.
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Well, when you say it like that you can make anything sound bad.
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This probably didn't even make the local paper in Florida.
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"When I said yes to having a cherry on top, I didn't realize Cherry was a 43-year-old lap dancer with five separate strains of gonorrhea."
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You do you, Florida.
