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When it's time to get off your high ass.
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Peaceful liberals / a makeup test for "Ash and the Evil Dead," but, you know, six of one.
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A shining example of why you can't put just anything in front of the word "porn."
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Sometimes as a parent, you just have inescapable obligations.
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I... I don't think that's how that works.
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Now his feelings are...hurt.
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They were just really ahead of the curve.
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Three months of trying to get to the backyard undone in an instant.
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Have you even SEEN "Blackfish?!?"
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Pretty sure this demographic makes up about 97% of Anonymous.
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TBH we'd be much more excited to meet Alanis.
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God what a fucking idiot. At least no one uses kilometers.
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Um...can you just...tell us now?
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SMH @ people who don't understand the deep seated tensions around the Union Jack.
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The more you know!
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She's gonna be bummed when she finds out she's been posting tit pics to Instagram...
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Behind every entitled suburban boy is a dad who was over it yesterday.
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"You think being a BABY is hard? Just wait 'til you get to the fucking fourth grade, bitch."
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I would not hate it if this were a real thing.
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Silly Andy Murray, treating women like humans who exist.
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...there are no words.
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#MIRACLE, THIS PERSON JUST FIXED THE ENTIRE US ECONOMY!
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WHY couldn't he have let her go on believing that?
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If only there were some kind of standardized warning about gratuitous sex, violence and language!
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All of you should feel free to send us your Stroomtrooper ID's too!
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In other news, we're sending ISIS into space!
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Natalie Portman, original poser.
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I mean, SHITTY fucking pirates, maybe.
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I mean what is "steam," really?
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She also lived in the future, so double bummer.
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You have to wonder what other stuff this guy thinks only his family did.
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Our eyes have been opened, thx.
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Yeah, why don't you go ahead and eat that.
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Sajid Muhammed's also gonna live forever unless Harry finds him first, so I think we have bigger fish to fry.
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And yet no matter what I do, I still can't get the gay ads.
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Also...actual roses, which exist. But sure. Redheads.
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A one-in-a-generation mind.
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This is when you say "Great point, see you at 9."
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It's like there's nothing you can say about him that he won't end up saying about himself.
