If this were true I’d have a lot more photos of my house keys and my dignity:
The pinwheel of death will outlive us all:
Is it weird that I’m aroused right now?:
A power this strong can certainly be used for evil:
Responsibility is not looking at dumb internet articles while you’re at work:
Those shady youths:
A tongue piercing must be unbearable in that case:
This is why you go incognito, fam:
