Waking up alone and hungover is probably better than waking up in a group and hungover, but we feel you:

Don’t joke about buffering:

Werde dich niemals aufgeben, du wirst dich nicht enttäuschen:

That…that is technically true:

I guess you just haven’t found the right Octopus, bro:

Are you telling me other people’s fridge’s aren’t sentient??:

And your brain is reading this right now:

I mean, there are lots of reasons, but:
