Quiz: Let Us Figure Out Which Cartoon Character You Beat Off To As A Kid

Kids today are spoiled when it comes to finding the right material to accompany them while they ‘learn’ about themselves. When we were kids, we had to take what we could get, which sometimes meant imagining our favorite cartoon characters in suggestive situations. We all did it, so the real question is who was your favorite cartoon character to beat off to?

What is your favorite thing about Garfield?
1. His cocky attitude and aloof swagger.
2. The way his eyes look like two perfect boobs.
3. The way he scarfs down entire pans of lasagna in a single bite.
4. His sharp wit.
Do you find yourself oddly aroused when Bugs Bunny dresses like a woman to fool Elmer Fudd?
1. Not really, I prefer him au naturel.
2. No way, Bugs always looks too thin. I prefer Porky Pig.
3. I find girl Bugs very sexy, especially his...I mean her huge cans.
4. Yes, because it took a lot of brains to come up with such a clever disguise.
If you could bang any Disney character, which one would it be?
1. That fat mouse from Cinderella.
2. Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
3. Jasmine.
4. Belle, because all that reading gets me wet.
Pick a Smurf, any Smurf!
1. Hefty
2. Was there a Plus-Sized Smurf?
3. Brainy
4. Smurfette
No one's calling you a Brony but if you had to pick a My Little Pony to ride, which one would it be?
1. Um...Rainbow Dash I guess.
2. Twilight Sparkle!
3. Pinkie Pie.
4. Prancer ... is that one?
Beavis or Butthead?
1. Beavis.
2. Butthead.
3. Beavis AND Butthead ... if you know what I'm saying.
4. Gross, neither.
Which Bear gets your Care-ing juices flowing?
1. Tenderheart Bear is the cutest.
2. Everyone knows Funshine bear is the sexiest Care Bear.
3. Winnie-the-Pooh because that chubby little cubby is STUFFED with fluff.
4. Smart Heart Bear is dreamy.
Everyone loves the classics but if you had to pick a cartoon character from the new millennium, who would it be?
1. Marceline from Adventure Time. I think vampires are sexy.
2. Archer. He may not carry a big gun but he knows how to use it.
3. Sandy from SpongeBob.
4. Peter Griffin from Family Guy. If his chin looks like balls, I'd love to see what his balls look like.
Which sexy cartoon animal is hot enough to turn you into a Furry?
1. Pete from Goof Troop, he's one hot dog...or cat. What the hell is Pete anyway?
2. I'd love to have Lola Bunny from Space Jam say "What's up doc?" to my genitals.
3. Mufasa from the Lion King is just so strong and majestic and dat tail!
4. Gadget from Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers.