Too high:
This brings Gremlins to a whole different level:
These things will outlive us all:
Are you an old plastic soda holder? Because I wanna cut you up. Is that how this works?:
And that’s why Little Jimmy never made a snowman again:
Let’s hope she doesn’t grow up to be another child that removes themselves from the gene pool by falling into a zoo pen:
This looks like something Pinterest would come up with:
Thanks to Tumblr for taking us to the regrettable depths of our minds with these poetic ramblings. If that was too much deep thinking for your liking, check out the dumbest Facebook posts ever shared and the funniest Tumblr posts of all time!
