Candlelit dinners are even more romantic when they shut off the power:
Me: I wanna show you this pirated copy of Real World V. Road Rules Season 3:
I’m sure that’s it’s own whole sub-genre:
There is literally never a bad time for goldfish so:
At least it **probably** won’t set your house on fire:
At least your tears won’t make your $30 mascara run:
You can keep her warm by the light of this apartment fire:
I think my cholesterol just raised by looking at this:
